Randy Bachman and fishing in the snow

Well, with the forecast for miserable weather, snow, wind, rain, I woke to find this email in the inbox:
"Dave:
I am getting that (sinking) feeling that a lot won't be happening this weekend wrt to fishing in central alberta....
Please tell me I am wrong...but we should decide so I can plan my alternate activities....
B..."

To which I replied:
"Well, if you chant Bachman's mantra of any lovin' is good lovin', so you take what you can get, then this weekend is good.
But I think Bachman's time has come and gone long ago, and +5 with rain, snow, wind... well, that doesn't sound like stonefly season, much less any dry fly stuff at all. YUCK.
We could go and streamer fish for a few hours if you are really hard up to fish. You'll freeze your butt off. Me too. But we could giggle like school girls at how bad-ass dumb we are and catch a fish or two.
I should stop the sales pitch now.
Your call, mister.
:)
Cheers!"

If anyone wants to know my real thoughts about the weekend's forecast, re-read the above!